Attention Diner Going Public, we would like to take this opportunity to engage you all in a discussion about trash. More specifically, your trash. We know this (somehow inexplicably, frankly) comes as a surprise to some, but disposing of your garbage is not part of the service we supply at The Diner.
It would never occur to any of us to carry our “car trash” into a restaurant, so we are at a loss to understand why/how so many people think this is the way to go. It’s not.
And, let us just point out that jamming your bag of trash behind our rock salt can on the Diner front porch, also, not really appreciated.
Please, come on in! Have Breakfast. Have Lunch. Have Pie! Dispose of all your non-Diner trash elsewhere. Team Hartland Diner thanks you.
This has been a Diner Public Service Announcement. We thank you for your time and attention.
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