The Pink Flyswatter of Death

flyswatter

Next Best Thing Heard at The Hartland Diner Today:

(It’s been slow. Extra time for hysteria.)

Me: “I need the disinfected flyswatter to perform a few executions.”

Jill​: “Ooooh, start with me!”

Me: “It might take me a while to beat you to death with this.”

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