It’s a Chucktastic Friday!

Best Things Heard this Morning at the Hartland Diner:

John: “Chuck, would you like two housebroken rabbits?”

Chuck: “Well, my Jack Russells would like two housebroken rabbits. For a short time at least.”

Me: “The rabbits will never be the same.”
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Chuck: “I’ll have the granola. Pretty soon I’m going to be outside hugging trees.”

Me: “They don’t press charges.”

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