The Dangers of Having a Friend Who Owns a Diner

Julia
She will text you less than 24 hrs after you return from vacay in Key West to see if you want to be the waitress because otherwise she’ll have to be the cook AND the waitress all day and will likely die and we’re not sure if Greg Camp is in Nepal or not and he needs to be here to handle all the funereal “needs.” #hysteria

You agree and then wind up wandering around the Diner asking questions like, “Where is your sweeper thing? What do you call it?” #broom

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