Best Things Heard at The Hartland Diner Round Up 4.26.15

Egg Suicide

(10:30am)
Me: “I’m just going to go into the kitchen and lay on the floor for a little while. With my Sharing Size bag of Peanut M+Ms.”

80s Emily: “Okay.”

#goodoldasskickingdayatthediner
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(12:15pm)
Me: “Miranda! We’re not taking any more orders today! Make. It. Stop.”
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(1pm)
Me: “I think Kristin is choking to death out back. 80s Emily use your First Aid skills. I’d go check, but I’m making a sandwich.”
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(2:30pm)
80s Emily: “I’m. Making. A. BREAKFAST. SANDWICH.”

Me: “Godspeed.”

#officiallythelongestdayinthehistoryoftheearth
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And then the eggs began leaping to their deaths…

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