Best Thing Heard at The Hartland Diner

This little feature has been confined to Facebook for quite a while. However, we think it is time to introduce to a larger audience. (Expect regular updates.):

A Best Thing Heard at The Hartland Diner Round-up:

Me: “So, how’s the diet going?”

John Krezinski: “Well I lost 13 pounds in a week. Then I gained 5 back in 4 days.”

Me: “Impressive!”
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Random Guy at Counter: “Can I get my cheeseburger cooked a little more?”

Me: “Sure.”

(RGaC holds out half eaten cheeseburger to Jake. Jake thinks about it for like a second, reaches out and takes the cheeseburger.)

Me: “PUT THAT CHEESEBURGER ON A PLATE. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO??”
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Elizabeth: “I had a dream you bought everyone Diner swim suits!”

Me: “OMG Potentially my worst nightmare. I like for everyone to be fully clothed while I’m eating.”
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Jill: “What did you forget this morning??”

Me: “How much time do we have for me to try to remember?”

It was the grill. I forgot to turn on the grill. I made Hollandaise, did a full inventory for the week’s orders and cleaned both bathrooms. Need to aim lower in the morning…

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